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The best Browsers have mastered
the fine art of "Just looking", without
compromising their ability to navigate the Web safely.
Chip Contest Update: Lightly-salted, low-fat
Chocolate Potato team still quite popular; Buffalo
chip sees a more fragrant fertilizer window-of-opportunity.
The worst Browsers hate window-shopping, but can still navigate the
Web pretty well (once they find what they're looking for).
How to Increase Keyboard Finger Velocity
w/o Damaging Computer (Lesson 2).
Channel your inner computer and watch TV at the
same time using Remote Mouse Meditation.
What do you call computers that want to play
a little discus? "Confused."
What do you say if they want to throw one?
"Go for it!"
the fine art of "Just looking", without
compromising their ability to navigate the Web safely.
Chip Contest Update: Lightly-salted, low-fat
Chocolate Potato team still quite popular; Buffalo
chip sees a more fragrant fertilizer window-of-opportunity.
The worst Browsers hate window-shopping, but can still navigate the
Web pretty well (once they find what they're looking for).
How to Increase Keyboard Finger Velocity
w/o Damaging Computer (Lesson 2).
Channel your inner computer and watch TV at the
same time using Remote Mouse Meditation.
What do you call computers that want to play
a little discus? "Confused."
What do you say if they want to throw one?
"Go for it!"
A few computer-R-us.byte
1st Editions:
Cyberspace Space
Big Virtual Burrito
Megabytes
Disc Whisper 1 (OK)
Disc Whisper 2 (uh-oh)
Rebooting Cowhands'
Horses (Computer
know-how)
Byte This
Cookie Jars for Browsers
1st Editions:
Cyberspace Space
Big Virtual Burrito
Megabytes
Disc Whisper 1 (OK)
Disc Whisper 2 (uh-oh)
Rebooting Cowhands'
Horses (Computer
know-how)
Byte This
Cookie Jars for Browsers
Touched & booted (or rebooted) computer, still not 100%?
Disc and Disk Whisperers say yelling won't work. But Discus
WP, who has to freak out at some wayward discus and frisbee throws
whispered, "If all else fails, try screaming shock waves."
Supercomputors,
toughbooks, rugged, Workstation single-user computers, portables,
multi-slot portables, mini PCs, stealth PCs (Search goggles & maxi PCs
In development)...
Cutting-edge technology, Orange Upod platform,
fully-loaded 1 gazillion GB memory, 2 video cams,
109 mil apps, 2" x 2" pocket phone, solar system GPS
mini-disc player now available in all areas (batteries not included).
Disc and Disk Whisperers say yelling won't work. But Discus
WP, who has to freak out at some wayward discus and frisbee throws
whispered, "If all else fails, try screaming shock waves."
Supercomputors,
toughbooks, rugged, Workstation single-user computers, portables,
multi-slot portables, mini PCs, stealth PCs (Search goggles & maxi PCs
In development)...
Cutting-edge technology, Orange Upod platform,
fully-loaded 1 gazillion GB memory, 2 video cams,
109 mil apps, 2" x 2" pocket phone, solar system GPS
mini-disc player now available in all areas (batteries not included).
Computer Solution 1: What you dip your computer
in when you really want to clean it.
If you've ever wondered what makes a computer tick,
that's the first step in understanding them; 2nd
step, learning how to remove & dispose of properly.
New Computer tip: Always look in a mirror after backing
up your files (to congratulate yourself for actually doing it).
in when you really want to clean it.
If you've ever wondered what makes a computer tick,
that's the first step in understanding them; 2nd
step, learning how to remove & dispose of properly.
New Computer tip: Always look in a mirror after backing
up your files (to congratulate yourself for actually doing it).
Compudate.byte - finally, a place on the Web where
computers can date and dine like humans.
More First Editions:
The Sound of Computations
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Computer
Scanning For Fun
Real Hard Drive Crashes
The Lord of the Beep
Softer-ware for Beginners
I came, I saw, I computed.
(Julius Caesar's descendant, Marcus Geekus II)
I came, I saw, I 'puted. (Curly's distant cousin Twisted)
computers can date and dine like humans.
More First Editions:
The Sound of Computations
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Computer
Scanning For Fun
Real Hard Drive Crashes
The Lord of the Beep
Softer-ware for Beginners
I came, I saw, I computed.
(Julius Caesar's descendant, Marcus Geekus II)
I came, I saw, I 'puted. (Curly's distant cousin Twisted)
The Disc Whisperer teaches you how to whisper
at your computer, when a scratched or dirty disc
starts acting weird - right in the middle of a great scene.
Do you know what's in YOUR computer?
Computer Solution 4: Same as 3 - still working on it. But, if you think fixing
humans is tough (#3), try fixing something on other planets - without
humans - that's really tough.
"Des couleurs spéciales" computers available: Green:
Jungle-hardened, runway-ready, eco-friendly; Chameleon
green changes according to your computing needs,
but harder to see; Ultramarine, navy, sky blue: Tough.
Pink Pizazz: Diamond-studded, purse-size trend-setter.
at your computer, when a scratched or dirty disc
starts acting weird - right in the middle of a great scene.
Do you know what's in YOUR computer?
Computer Solution 4: Same as 3 - still working on it. But, if you think fixing
humans is tough (#3), try fixing something on other planets - without
humans - that's really tough.
"Des couleurs spéciales" computers available: Green:
Jungle-hardened, runway-ready, eco-friendly; Chameleon
green changes according to your computing needs,
but harder to see; Ultramarine, navy, sky blue: Tough.
Pink Pizazz: Diamond-studded, purse-size trend-setter.
Best Chip Contest Update: One of the oldest, most revered
chips has finally returned - Tortilla ha entrado en la competencia.
The Z1 was the first computer. "So, what happened to ABC...?"
Must have been the world's 1st programming error, too.
The unusually soft-spoken Discus Whisperer sometimes shouts
(or barks) at wayward discus throws and other flying discs
- like frisbees, discarded CDs, DVDs and stinger-free Blu-rays .
Latest Chip Contest Update:
Chocolate Potato team did the guacamole; Tortilla still doing the salsa;
Computer gave new intel to biker Chips; Poker couldn't stop playing
games; Blue wanted a deal; Buffalo temporarily avoided.
To repair errors, locate bad sectors,
and recover readable information,
at the command prompt, type HELP!
(or chkdsk volume: /r according to Microsoft)
chips has finally returned - Tortilla ha entrado en la competencia.
The Z1 was the first computer. "So, what happened to ABC...?"
Must have been the world's 1st programming error, too.
The unusually soft-spoken Discus Whisperer sometimes shouts
(or barks) at wayward discus throws and other flying discs
- like frisbees, discarded CDs, DVDs and stinger-free Blu-rays .
Latest Chip Contest Update:
Chocolate Potato team did the guacamole; Tortilla still doing the salsa;
Computer gave new intel to biker Chips; Poker couldn't stop playing
games; Blue wanted a deal; Buffalo temporarily avoided.
To repair errors, locate bad sectors,
and recover readable information,
at the command prompt, type HELP!
(or chkdsk volume: /r according to Microsoft)
Have you heard about spiders and other crawlers
in the World Wide Web? Sounds kind of creepy, if you ask me.
Best Chip Contest Update: Tortilla (little torta) bigger than ever;
Blue, Computer still converting aromatic Buffalo into fertilizer and energy;
Chocolate lovers baked cookies; Biker Chips caught on tape eating
Potato's chips (for lunch); Poker fell off the table.
Safety-conscious Discus Whisperer believes that shouting (or barking) at
non-flying discs and disks that act up, might make a difference. Disk, Disc I
and II still think it's a waste of time.
If you're ever online 1+ hours past the time you planned to be, you might
have Computeritis - which can lead to a potentially more serious 1+ hours
past that. The cure for Computeritis? - increase eye or finger movement
velocity or shut down computer.
Humans don't like it when you laugh at them
with your mouth full; Computers don't either.
Your local Computer Recycling Center says, "Be polite."
If your car's computer (or yours) starts
acting really weird, the Auto-Disk Whisperer
for Hard Drives can kick in with a soft voice and
good foot, eye, and finger action. But remember, while
the 1st boot (or kick) to a vehicle's computer might help it,
your computer responds better to the 2nd one (re-booting).
Like discus and frisbee discs, discs for
computers fly too, but trash bins are the usual target.
Whisperer services are now available for accuracy training.
How to Increase Keyboard Finger Velocity
Without Damaging Fingers (Lesson 1).
Personal computers take it personally,
if you don’t take them seriously.
Wouldn't it be nice if computers had an error
message that said, “Sorry, just joking, everything’s OK."?
Just because a computer starts
acting funny, but really isn't,
doesn't mean you should whack
it - at least not right away.
in the World Wide Web? Sounds kind of creepy, if you ask me.
Best Chip Contest Update: Tortilla (little torta) bigger than ever;
Blue, Computer still converting aromatic Buffalo into fertilizer and energy;
Chocolate lovers baked cookies; Biker Chips caught on tape eating
Potato's chips (for lunch); Poker fell off the table.
Safety-conscious Discus Whisperer believes that shouting (or barking) at
non-flying discs and disks that act up, might make a difference. Disk, Disc I
and II still think it's a waste of time.
If you're ever online 1+ hours past the time you planned to be, you might
have Computeritis - which can lead to a potentially more serious 1+ hours
past that. The cure for Computeritis? - increase eye or finger movement
velocity or shut down computer.
Humans don't like it when you laugh at them
with your mouth full; Computers don't either.
Your local Computer Recycling Center says, "Be polite."
If your car's computer (or yours) starts
acting really weird, the Auto-Disk Whisperer
for Hard Drives can kick in with a soft voice and
good foot, eye, and finger action. But remember, while
the 1st boot (or kick) to a vehicle's computer might help it,
your computer responds better to the 2nd one (re-booting).
Like discus and frisbee discs, discs for
computers fly too, but trash bins are the usual target.
Whisperer services are now available for accuracy training.
How to Increase Keyboard Finger Velocity
Without Damaging Fingers (Lesson 1).
Personal computers take it personally,
if you don’t take them seriously.
Wouldn't it be nice if computers had an error
message that said, “Sorry, just joking, everything’s OK."?
Just because a computer starts
acting funny, but really isn't,
doesn't mean you should whack
it - at least not right away.
Computer languages: Thousands.
Computer tongues: 0
Proposals for the world's future needs:
Tabletops: When you can't fit anything else on your desk.
Semi-Toughbooks: For 40 ton, medium-load semi-truckers.
Countertops: Kitchen-based computers for chefs.
Maxi PCs: 60" wide-screens for maximum
visibility (carrying case not included).
Tuggables: For rope-free, tug-of-war finger games
Huggables: When you’re feeling lonely,
and all your family and friends are someplace else on the Internet.
Disposables - Throw-aways and Hard drive clones.
Throw out or trade in your present machine.
Dependables: Lifetime limited warranty machines.
If it ever stops computing, receive a free Disposable.
Danceables: Computers that teach you how to dance like
the stars and lose weight at the same time (partner not included).
Potables: Computers that grow into super
no-maintenance computers while you sleep.
Unlike Disc and Disk Whisperers (for computer users),
lower Back Pain Specialist Dr. Disc II says, "Whisper to
yourself, not your computer, to 'Keep moving!', don't
take 'No' for an answer, and never turn back."
“Sure, you can borrow my personal computer
for a few days”, said Bob. “Just be sure not to
download anything, OK?" Jack didn't. (Believe it-or not)
Having used a mirror image (without cracking it) for years
for close-call, hard drive backups, that classy, no-fear,
lipstick-wearing, off-road racing team says, "ComPuters
(or People who Compute to Work everyday) can also use
a mirror image to backup their computers, with or without lipstick."
Computer tongues: 0
Proposals for the world's future needs:
Tabletops: When you can't fit anything else on your desk.
Semi-Toughbooks: For 40 ton, medium-load semi-truckers.
Countertops: Kitchen-based computers for chefs.
Maxi PCs: 60" wide-screens for maximum
visibility (carrying case not included).
Tuggables: For rope-free, tug-of-war finger games
Huggables: When you’re feeling lonely,
and all your family and friends are someplace else on the Internet.
Disposables - Throw-aways and Hard drive clones.
Throw out or trade in your present machine.
Dependables: Lifetime limited warranty machines.
If it ever stops computing, receive a free Disposable.
Danceables: Computers that teach you how to dance like
the stars and lose weight at the same time (partner not included).
Potables: Computers that grow into super
no-maintenance computers while you sleep.
Unlike Disc and Disk Whisperers (for computer users),
lower Back Pain Specialist Dr. Disc II says, "Whisper to
yourself, not your computer, to 'Keep moving!', don't
take 'No' for an answer, and never turn back."
“Sure, you can borrow my personal computer
for a few days”, said Bob. “Just be sure not to
download anything, OK?" Jack didn't. (Believe it-or not)
Having used a mirror image (without cracking it) for years
for close-call, hard drive backups, that classy, no-fear,
lipstick-wearing, off-road racing team says, "ComPuters
(or People who Compute to Work everyday) can also use
a mirror image to backup their computers, with or without lipstick."
If you are redirected to a site
or product that is not exactly
what's described in a text or
image link, please contact us
for malware detection and
removal help, if needed.
or product that is not exactly
what's described in a text or
image link, please contact us
for malware detection and
removal help, if needed.
Computer Hard Drive, Sir!-
Military computer's Virtual
Driving Report (VDR) after first
lesson.
2nd VDR - Computer Driving
Harder, Sir!
3rd VDR - Computer crashed.
Now being serviced. I'm
backup, Sir!
4th VDR - Backup using mirror
image initiated, Sir!
5th VDR - Computer fixed. Do
we have to continue hard
driving, Sir?
"Yes. Hard drives and
backing up are necessary for
computers as well as cars -
and stop calling me Sir!"
(Captain Karen Tuff).
Military computer's Virtual
Driving Report (VDR) after first
lesson.
2nd VDR - Computer Driving
Harder, Sir!
3rd VDR - Computer crashed.
Now being serviced. I'm
backup, Sir!
4th VDR - Backup using mirror
image initiated, Sir!
5th VDR - Computer fixed. Do
we have to continue hard
driving, Sir?
"Yes. Hard drives and
backing up are necessary for
computers as well as cars -
and stop calling me Sir!"
(Captain Karen Tuff).
