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A few Enrgy21.com 1st Editions
Adventures in Cyberspace
The Cyberspace Cadets Training Manual
The Joy of Scanning
Cyberspace 5
The Internet Diaries
Voyage to the Bottom of Your Disk
Computing With Panache
A Hard Drive Orange
A Desktop With a View
Byte This 3
The Age of Computers 3
The Internet Age 1
Dances with Computers
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Computer
Computer and the Beast
No Country for Old Keyboards
The Final Computation
Crawlers and Other Spiders in the Web
(a Compugraphic Special)
The Extraordinarily Wireless Computer
9.5 Computers
Network in the Dark
A Computer and a Gentleman
Adventures in Cyberspace
The Cyberspace Cadets Training Manual
The Joy of Scanning
Cyberspace 5
The Internet Diaries
Voyage to the Bottom of Your Disk
Computing With Panache
A Hard Drive Orange
A Desktop With a View
Byte This 3
The Age of Computers 3
The Internet Age 1
Dances with Computers
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Computer
Computer and the Beast
No Country for Old Keyboards
The Final Computation
Crawlers and Other Spiders in the Web
(a Compugraphic Special)
The Extraordinarily Wireless Computer
9.5 Computers
Network in the Dark
A Computer and a Gentleman
A few Enrgy21.com originals (something new every day):
Contest Update: Potato chip (insulted) just
brushed off Poker chip's table; Buffalo's chips
still avoided, and Buffalo still not care; Blue-Computer
chip team eloped; Chocolate chip melted; Tortilla
caught guacamole, salsa and chili dipping.
New "des couleurs spéciales" computers available!
Green: Jungle-hardened, runway-ready, eco-friendly.
Chameleon green changes according to your computing
needs, but hard to see. Ultramarine, navy, sky blue: Tough.
Like discus and frisbee discs, discs for computers
fly too, but trash bins are the usual target.
Whisperer services are now available for accuracy training.
The Disc Whisperer teaches you how
to whisper at your computer, when a
scratched or dirty disc starts acting up.
Spyware collects information on a computer without
the user’s knowledge. But, did you know there’s also
Spy-wear "clothing", and Spy-ware "special gadgets"
for spies, and Spy-where? (not sure)
Do you know what's in YOUR computer?
"Hey! Where can I get one of those 'Puter thingies?"
(Curly the 14th)
Cyberspace Space may be the final, final frontier,
but it's also what Computers need to cool off
(humans aren't the only ones needing time outs),
and that little space between "Cy" and "ber".
Be nice to your computer; you never know when you might need it.
If You don't control your computer, someone else will.
A Computer doesn't really have problems; it's just
saying, "I think I can do it better on my own. Take a hike."
Computers aren't really smarter than us, we just think they are.
How to Increase Keyboard Finger Velocity
w/o Damaging Fingers (Lesson 1)
There really ARE World Wide Web crawlers and spiders!
(Sounds kind of creepy, if you ask me.)
Computer Solution 2: Something humans can't fix by themselves.
Unlike the Disc (and Disk) Whisperer, Discus
believes there are some instances where it's OK
to bark or shout at a disc that's acting up.
Latest Chip Contest Intel: Tortilla (little torta) was a big hit;
Blue, Poker (part-time), Buffalo and Computer chip team
generated lots of gas; Chocolate attracted lots of women.
Humans don't like it when you laugh at them
with your mouth full; Computers don't either.
Your local Computer Recycling Center says, "Be polite."
Best Chip Contest Update: One of the oldest, most revered
chips, has finally returned - Tortilla ha entrado en la competencia.
The Z1 was the first computer. "So, what happened to ABC...?"
Must have been the world's 1st programming error, too.
The unusually soft-spoken Discus Whisperer sometimes shouts
at wayward discus throws, and barks at other flying discs - like
frisbees.
The Disc Whisperer's movie and music disc
handler's agent says, "Just don't rub them the wrong way.
If one of them scratched you, you'd probably
act a bit weird, too." (see Tools for right way rubbing)
Just because a computer starts acting funny, but really isn't,
doesn't mean you should whack it - at least not right away.
(see Enrgy21.com's Support for other options)
Chip Contest Update: New team Chocolate Potato
Chip tasted funny; Blue, Computer, Poker team
formed (risky); Buffalo smelled funny.
The best Browsers have mastered the fine art
of "Just looking", without compromising their
ability to navigate the Web.
Chip Contest Update: Lightly-salted,
low-fat Chocolate Potato Chip team now quite
popular; Buffalo's chips avoided, but Buffalo not care...
The worst Browsers hate window-shopping,
but can still navigate the Web pretty well.
How to Increase Keyboard Finger Velocity
w/o Damaging Computer (Lesson 2)
Channel your inner computer and watch TV at the
same time using Remote Mouse Meditation.
Always look in the mirror before backing up
your files to be sure it's really you, not someone else.
Byte Me and Click here
(A newer, simpler computer error message)
What do you call computers that want to play a discus?
"Confused."
What do you say if they want to throw a discus?
"Go for it!"
Compudate.byte: The only place on the Web
where computers can date and dine like humans.
To repair errors, locate bad sectors,
and recover readable information,
at the command prompt, type HELP!
(or chkdsk volume: /r according to Microsoft)
Computer Solution 1: What you dip your computer
in when you really want to clean it.
If you've ever wondered what makes a computer tick,
that's the first step in understanding them; 2nd
step, learning how to remove with tweezers.
I came, I saw, I computed.
(Julius Caesar's descendant, Marcus Geekus II)
Contest Update: Potato chip (insulted) just
brushed off Poker chip's table; Buffalo's chips
still avoided, and Buffalo still not care; Blue-Computer
chip team eloped; Chocolate chip melted; Tortilla
caught guacamole, salsa and chili dipping.
New "des couleurs spéciales" computers available!
Green: Jungle-hardened, runway-ready, eco-friendly.
Chameleon green changes according to your computing
needs, but hard to see. Ultramarine, navy, sky blue: Tough.
Like discus and frisbee discs, discs for computers
fly too, but trash bins are the usual target.
Whisperer services are now available for accuracy training.
The Disc Whisperer teaches you how
to whisper at your computer, when a
scratched or dirty disc starts acting up.
Spyware collects information on a computer without
the user’s knowledge. But, did you know there’s also
Spy-wear "clothing", and Spy-ware "special gadgets"
for spies, and Spy-where? (not sure)
Do you know what's in YOUR computer?
"Hey! Where can I get one of those 'Puter thingies?"
(Curly the 14th)
Cyberspace Space may be the final, final frontier,
but it's also what Computers need to cool off
(humans aren't the only ones needing time outs),
and that little space between "Cy" and "ber".
Be nice to your computer; you never know when you might need it.
If You don't control your computer, someone else will.
A Computer doesn't really have problems; it's just
saying, "I think I can do it better on my own. Take a hike."
Computers aren't really smarter than us, we just think they are.
How to Increase Keyboard Finger Velocity
w/o Damaging Fingers (Lesson 1)
There really ARE World Wide Web crawlers and spiders!
(Sounds kind of creepy, if you ask me.)
Computer Solution 2: Something humans can't fix by themselves.
Unlike the Disc (and Disk) Whisperer, Discus
believes there are some instances where it's OK
to bark or shout at a disc that's acting up.
Latest Chip Contest Intel: Tortilla (little torta) was a big hit;
Blue, Poker (part-time), Buffalo and Computer chip team
generated lots of gas; Chocolate attracted lots of women.
Humans don't like it when you laugh at them
with your mouth full; Computers don't either.
Your local Computer Recycling Center says, "Be polite."
Best Chip Contest Update: One of the oldest, most revered
chips, has finally returned - Tortilla ha entrado en la competencia.
The Z1 was the first computer. "So, what happened to ABC...?"
Must have been the world's 1st programming error, too.
The unusually soft-spoken Discus Whisperer sometimes shouts
at wayward discus throws, and barks at other flying discs - like
frisbees.
The Disc Whisperer's movie and music disc
handler's agent says, "Just don't rub them the wrong way.
If one of them scratched you, you'd probably
act a bit weird, too." (see Tools for right way rubbing)
Just because a computer starts acting funny, but really isn't,
doesn't mean you should whack it - at least not right away.
(see Enrgy21.com's Support for other options)
Chip Contest Update: New team Chocolate Potato
Chip tasted funny; Blue, Computer, Poker team
formed (risky); Buffalo smelled funny.
The best Browsers have mastered the fine art
of "Just looking", without compromising their
ability to navigate the Web.
Chip Contest Update: Lightly-salted,
low-fat Chocolate Potato Chip team now quite
popular; Buffalo's chips avoided, but Buffalo not care...
The worst Browsers hate window-shopping,
but can still navigate the Web pretty well.
How to Increase Keyboard Finger Velocity
w/o Damaging Computer (Lesson 2)
Channel your inner computer and watch TV at the
same time using Remote Mouse Meditation.
Always look in the mirror before backing up
your files to be sure it's really you, not someone else.
Byte Me and Click here
(A newer, simpler computer error message)
What do you call computers that want to play a discus?
"Confused."
What do you say if they want to throw a discus?
"Go for it!"
Compudate.byte: The only place on the Web
where computers can date and dine like humans.
To repair errors, locate bad sectors,
and recover readable information,
at the command prompt, type HELP!
(or chkdsk volume: /r according to Microsoft)
Computer Solution 1: What you dip your computer
in when you really want to clean it.
If you've ever wondered what makes a computer tick,
that's the first step in understanding them; 2nd
step, learning how to remove with tweezers.
I came, I saw, I computed.
(Julius Caesar's descendant, Marcus Geekus II)
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